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They hate to see a girlboss eating cake

They hate to see a girlboss eating cake

Delusional dreams, and AI-powered poo.

June 04, 2024

Hey pumpkins

How are we this fine week? I’m personally feeling like work is just not for me, like can’t I just be paid to exist? No! Mum gave me a strong work ethic and not generational wealth. Bitch! For all my fellow deluded, you can win a limited edition Marie Ratoinette tee! She’s stunning. However, we all must get up and go to work, so we may as well find one you like.

There are some very cool job opportunities at the bottom, and we know it can be nerve wracking sending applications, so we made you a handy little decision tree under the job postings to help decide if you’re ready to apply. Read about our video call dos and don’ts and why ‘‘I hope this email finds you well” has the opposite effect you’d like it to.

Adam chats to Louise, founder of brand JERMS on the podcast about all things poo and gut healthy. (She’s also looking for marketing people), and the worst work story competition is back, because I simply forgot about it!

Secret message hidden here: Good Jobs For Bad People 3.0 Live Event is coming 27th June... you will be the first to access tickets, because I love ya. Eyes peeled for the email in the next couple of weeks.

Love, Isobel xox Editor of GJFBP

“You’re not really a bad person, but you could probably be better!”

Win this limited edition

🎀🐀 MARIE RATOINETTE TEE 🐀🎀

They hate to see a girlboss eating cake!! Oh to be a delusional 18th century Queen, guess I’ll just be a sewer rat in a dress instead.

We don’t dream of working in marketing or sales and that’s okay to admit. We dream of bumping into actors at Cannes and them falling in love with us and living on a yacht.

What do you dream about?

She could be yours.

Submit your delusional dream for a chance to win.

Good Reads For Bad People

Isobel T | Brain | 3 Minute Read

Can we even deep work anymore?

_{I think it speaks volumes that I’d never heard of the phrase ‘‘deep work’’ before.}

_{Of course I understand the concept of ‘‘concentrating really hard for a long period of time”, but can we resurrect our powers of intense concentration?}

RGC | Work | 2 Minute Read

How to be on a video call

_{You’ve got a video call in the calendar. You’ve never done one before. That’s how it is now.}

_{Here our are dos and don’ts for video-calling.}

RGC | Work | 2 Minute Read

The power of a well-written email

_{“I hope this email finds you well.” Did your Mum write it for you?}

_{Trust in your new Mummy – me.}

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Free Business Idea #32:

Video Call Ventriloquist

Side Hustles Don’t Have To Suck.

#3 - The Absolute STATE Of Your Gut

Adam talks to Louise, founder of JERMS and almost gets the podcast episode number right! So close, pal.

What do you know about your gut? Probably not a lot. That's okay Louise knows, she even made an AI-powered poo scanner.

Or use our decision tree to help you decide:

London | Full Time

Forest

Agency Sales

We are Forest, the bikes that look like trees! We are London’s most sustainable shared eBike operator.

Or use our decision tree to help you decide:

💸 Worst Work Story 💸

It’s back! Where did it go? I simply forgot!

Submit an embarrassing, funny, or cringey work story for the chance to win £100 straight into your bank account.

Shagged your boss at the Christmas party? 🫨 Found a banana in an old lady’s vagina? 🍌 Sent the savage Slack message to the wrong person? 🤯

We simply must have the goss.

*Sad Yeehaws*

Winners are shared anonymously in the next issue.

p.s check out our horrible t-shirts at the Really Good Merch Store