How to set up a business, for idiots.

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Hi trolls,

It’s hump day! Super cringe of me. Loads in here today so my usual waffle is dispersed below. Get your tickets to Drink It In Festival, at Peckham Levels. Super cool event set up by our pal Stuart, and we’ve got you a code for 15% off tickets.

 New brands to try and review for free on Watch Humans Try It! Read how to set up a business for idiots (me), how to get paid to read aloud, and the experiences of a chronic creative side hustler.

2x competitions, and 2x super cool opportunities in the jobs section — Vy of FEISTY Protein Soda is on the hunt for a CO-FOUNDER. And the Eastenders team are looking for a Storyliner. The Dream. Scroll to find out more.

A lovely selection of jobs, and a toe-curling cringey Worst Work Story, as always, at the bottom.

Love, Isobel xox Editor of GJFBP

“You’re not really a bad person, but you could probably be better!” - Me

Get a ticket for Drink It In Festival 🍸

Peckham Levels — 6/7 September

Our pals are hosting The DRINK IT IN Festival — head down for free samples of over 45 beautifully crafted drinks from independent brands and stay for the DJs, Bands, Street Food, Art and Kids activities.

Food by Peckham Levels outlets, Nick Diver will be headlining, Stuart Trevor founder of All Saints will be doing a pop-up shop with his new sustainable brand and join in The Great Festival Mix Off with Pritesh Mody the guy who does the cocktails on C4’s Sunday Brunch. Loads of fun, food and freebies.

Grab an early bird ticket they’re only a tenner, and they’ve even given you guys a special 15% off tickets with this code: RGC-DRINKITIN-15

Free Side Hustle Idea #39:

Glitter Jelly Staplers (not-edible)

Isobel Thompson, Business Genius — 2024

Watch Humans Try It: New Brands To Try

New brands signed up for you to try - join the waitlist for Watch Humans Try It and you get these goods sent to your door for free.

Düng Protein

Healthy protein and good for gut snacks.

Botivo

Non-alcoholic Botanical Aperitivo.

Sixways

Functional supplement drinks.

For the readers

RGC | Bizznizz | 4 Minute Read

Step 1: Come up with a brilliant idea. Umbrellas for Dogs. Done.

Step 2: Choose a name and structure for your business. "Bone Dry". Done.

Step 3: Most importantly, time to decide on your business structure.

RGC | LoudMouth | 5 Minute Read

Sang along to Youtube lyric videos when your parents left you alone but lacked the the self-esteem in your teenage years to carry on the road to stardom? Enter audiobooks.

Maya D | Hustler | 3 Minute Read

We’re itching to stimulate our creative bones, and colour coding spreadsheets doesn’t count.

Competition Time: Learn Acting with Brian Cox

Win a 5 hour BBC Maestro course! Not Brian Cox the physicist who does the space shows. And not actual Brian Cox the actor — he’s on the screen looking all cool and suave (see below) and giving you all the best acting advice. (I can’t inspire you to act. I am chronically behind screen.)

Look, you’re going to be the next Tom Cruise or Kate Winslet, but you might get some audiobook gigs (read how to get paid to read aloud) or do it simply because it’s fun, different, and not watching “what I eat in a day” Tiktoks. ❤️ 

BBC Maestro 5-Hour Online Course

For the job-hunters:

FEISTY | Protein Soda | Co Founder

Wanted! ‘Type A’ Co-Founder

“I’m looking for a partner in Feisty world domination. A co-founder. ‘Protein Soda’ could be the next functional drinks category. The next Olipop dare I say. But I’m not sure, I alone, can maximise this potential. Ideally looking for some good with finance/ops, fundraising. More importantly someone who understands the challenges of working in a startup.”

London | Full Time

Grub Club

Operations & Sales Executive

Insect-based dog food perfect.

Or use our decision tree to help you decide:

Cirencester | Full Time

Rave

Content Manager

Making great coffee accessible to everyone.

Or use our decision tree to help you decide:

London | Full Time

Frieze

Partnerships Co-ord

The resource for contemporary art and culture.

Or use our decision tree to help you decide:

London | Full Time

Eastenders

Storyliner

Get down with the residents of Albert Square.

Or use our decision tree to help you decide:

Remote | Full Time

Beavertown

Business Dev Manager

British brewery based in Tottenham.

Or use our decision tree to help you decide:

St Ives | FTC

Tate

Senior Marketing Manager

Exhibitions, events and more.

Or use our decision tree to help you decide:

The Worst Work Story: Play some TAYLOR!

I was running my first ever internal conference, a really big deal and a chance to impress the wider team and maybe even nab a promotion. Everything was going really well until I had a few too many wines at dinner, and then it all went downhill from there. First I kept demanding the AV team play Taylor Swift, and then I proceeded to challenge a senior member of the team to a dance off, which involved me trying (and failing) to CHEST BUMP him. After that humiliation, I dragged myself off to my hotel room and spent the rest of the night throwing up, and had to sheepishly leave a note for the housekeeping team apologising for the sheets I'd attempted to wash in the bath. Trauma all around really, and I've steered clear of booze at work events since...

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